This adorable life-sized Porg replica stands 10 inches tall, moves its mouth and wings, and makes 3 different sounds.
This gorgeously ornate sculpture of a fearsome fire-breathing dragon is handcrafted from dark bronze-colored reclaimed metal with internal LEDs that shine through... More
This ugly Halloween sweater is made from 100% acrylic yarn and is adorned with a bloody hockey mask with a machete stabbed through the eye. It's quite festive.
This cool new Stained Glass Dragon Fireplace Screen guards your hearth with a ferocious fire-breathing dragon engulfed in flames all colorfully depicted in vibrant... More
This spooky skull-shaped plastic drink dispenser has a spigot where its nose should be and a pre-sawed removable cranium lid for filling up its generous two... More
When you combine a ferocious fire-breathing dragon, a backyard fire pit, and incredible sculptural metalworking design you get this cool new Fire-Breathing Dragon... More
A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
These lightweight bat wings inflate in seconds from a built-in battery-powered fan and have a massive wingspan over 5.5 feet wide.
Want to seriously terrify someone this halloween? This eerily realistic witch hangs outside a window and taps 3 times. So creepy!
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
This massive 8 foot tall inflatable spider hangs from the side of your home and seemingly crawls up and down the exterior in either direction over 2.5 feet.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
A stunning round outdoor table with a pedestal base sculpted to resemble the eight curling arms of an octopus.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A handmade, heavy duty fire pit constructed from 14 gage steel with three metal dragons flying / spinning around above the flames below.
This fun nautical serving bowl has a sculptural bronze-finished octopus holding it up over its bulbous head using four arms while the other four arms are stay... More
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
Who wants a boring old pen or pencil holder on their desk when they could impale it through the chest cavity of a miniature brain-eating zombie instead?