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After you unleash a legion of Goombas, Koopas, and other assorted minions on the Mushroom Kingdom, loot all the coins, and kidnap a princess, be sure to take... Read More
Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms... Read More
No matter whether you're camping on the moon of Endor, Darth Vader's backyard, or just outside somewhere in your own galaxy, do it in Galactic Empire style inside... Read More
Its filled with festive colorful illustrations and poetic storytelling about a cop from New York who's coming to Los Angeles to enjoy a Christmas party and hopefully... Read More
Fully functional miniature arcade game replicas of some of the greatest titles in video game history like Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, and Galaxian.
Just like the girl ELEVEN on the Netflix show Stranger Things, this strange ceramic candle also bleeds from its nose after unleashing its psychokinetic powers.
This ugly Halloween sweater is made from 100% acrylic yarn and is adorned with a bloody hockey mask with a machete stabbed through the eye. It's quite festive.
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... Read More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... Read More
A long, long time ago back in my day, this cool new Rideable Star Wars Landspeeder by Radio Flyer would have been the greatest thing in the entire neighborhood...... Read More
This hilarious adult coloring and activity book is filled with 80 action-packed pages of black and white drawings, quotes, and puzzles based on scenes from the... Read More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... Read More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... Read More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is 1 of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... Read More
Modeled after Dr. Emmett Brown's iconic Flux Capacitor, these fun USB chargers can charge up to two devices at once - 1.21 gigawatts not required.
Need a star for the top of your Christmas tree? Well, how about a Death Star?
This fun popcorn maker is shaped like the dreaded Death Star and uses healthier hot air to pop it up - no SuperLaser required.
Relive the glory days of sitting down at a cocktail table to play arcade games with a slice of pizza in one hand and a joystick in the other with this retro... Read More
While R2-D2 has many built-in gadgets and abilities, did you know he could also brew up a tasty cup of coffee that is out of this galaxy as well?
An all-in-one space-saving virtual pinball machine and arcade cabinet that includes over 60 different pinball games and 60 different classic arcade games.




















