Super-Sized David Statue
If Michelangelo were to sculpt the famous statue of David today in this 21st-century world of fast food, overeating, endless snacking options, and sedentary lifestyles, it might have looked more like this cool new yet quite 16th-century-inspired Super-Sized David Statue from Design Toscano. This portly sculpture of David stands 2.5 ft tall, is hand-cast in high-quality designer resin instead of heavy, hard-to-move marble, comes complete with a modesty fig leaf, and is perfect for indoor or outdoor display, especially in the kitchen as a visual reminder to skip those fatso-causing snacks you keep wandering in for. Hmm, if this ever gets an update, David really should have a stupid flop-top broccoli hairdo and be staring at a phone with a GLP-1 injection needle stuck into its plump belly.
Features
- Hand-cast in quality designer resin, complete with modesty fig leaf
- For display in home or garden
- Size: 14" W x 9" D x 30" H - 17 lbs
