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If you really, really, really like to chew gum, then this massive towering gumball machine ought to keep you chewing for a lifetime! Gumballs not included.

This giant floor bed is shaped like a six foot long dog bed that can fit up to 2 humans or 1 unusually gigantic dog or cat.

This convenient silicone ice cube tray makes five 6 inch ice sticks that fit perfectly through the openings of most water bottles.

A massive 6 foot tall inflatable balloon dog with refreshing water sprayers on the head and tail to help beat the heat during the sweltering dog days of summer.

This Halloween, brilliantly illuminate that creaky old door on your haunted home with this spooky Halloween Wreath lit with 600 retina-searing purple LEDs.

Instead of boring, flat hand towels, these are shaped like puffy fuzz balls made from a highly absorbent microfiber fabric that dries hands almost instantly.

If you've always dreamt of putting a monstrous 8 foot wide spider on your front lawn to terrorize the entire neighborhood all October, look no further.

Giant cooking chopsticks for deep frying, stir frying, boiling, steaming, flipping, stirring, scooping, serving, wizards, and grabbing things from a distance.

If you love making s'mores and protecting wooden tables from drink damage, then check out this cool new and quite tasty looking S'mores Coaster Set.

Give cocktails, sparkling water, iced tea, and more a huge boost of flavor when you sip them through these straws coated in sweet and savory seasoning blends.

These super limited edition Skittles combine the flavors of sweet candy with tangy yellow mustard all in a chewy, bite-sized form.

This impressive side table looks like a very suspicious, shrink-wrapped pallet of cash made up of 100 $10k stacks of phony prop hundred dollar bills.

At your next Halloween party, serve up plenty of drinks from this imposing beverage tub that consists of two tall skeletons carrying a large watertight coffin.

In the ALIEN movies, despite being so massive, disturbing, and generally terrifying to look at, the ALIEN xenomorph could sometimes hide right in plain sight...

This sharp-dressed, furry little werewolf butler has a tray to serve up drinks and appetizers to all your friends and fiends on Halloween... or on a full moon.

Do you need a functional splash of sculptural abstract surrealism that can also hold a drink next to a chair or sofa? Check out this double-take-inducing table.

This Halloween, go medieval on your front lawn by unleashing this giant animated Green Dragon to terrorize the local villagers and your annoying neighbors too.

Your houseplant will love the daytime sun and the sparkling nightlife when planted in this cool new yet quite retro 12 Inch Disco Ball Indoor Hanging Planter.

Make a big batch of cold brew coffee that's 70% less acidic, much smoother, and naturally sweeter than hot coffee brewing and then dispense it in rustic style.

If you have a trailer hitch and are without something to tow, fill that boring old empty hitch receiver with one of these terrifying T-Rex Trailer Hitch Covers.