Human Organ for Transplant - Anti-Theft Insulated Lunch Bag
Tired of co-workers stealing your lunch? Are you a surgeon, doctor, nurse, paramedic, mortician, strange and unusual, or a cannibal? Then this cool new Human Organ for Transplant - Insulated Lunch Box is the perfect way to safely transport your lunch on the go. While it may look like a real human organ transport bag at first glance, it's actually just a double-take-inducing, anti-theft insulated lunch bag. It features a durable Oxford cloth exterior with red medical symbols and a "Handle with Care" notice on the back, has a food-safe and waterproof PEVA lining to keep hot foods hot and cold foods cold, a convenient zippered mesh pocket, a detachable buckle handle that can be carried or attached to a backpack, and an internal organ donor ID card to prevent mix-ups with other human organ for transport lunch bags. Hmm, I guess it should be said that this is for food use only and not for transporting real human organs for an emergency transplant, but I guess you could in a pinch.
