Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

Protect fresh sandwiches from bullies and hungry co-workers with these cool new Anti-Theft Lunch Bags* covered in green splotches! Nobody will want to go near a sandwich that is seemingly covered in nasty green mold, but you can rest assured that your lunch is safely sealed and guarded by this ingenious veil of illusion. The only downside it that your sandwich now has a much greater risk of getting tossed away, but it's still a fun solution.