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Hot Dog Candy Canes

Hot Dog Candy Canes

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Around the holiday season, peppermint candy canes seem to be everywhere, but does anyone actually enjoy them? Wouldn't you rather have a hot dog instead? These cool new Hot Dog Candy Canes from Archie McPhee are red and white striped candy canes that forgo the traditional boring peppermint flavor and replace it with the flavor of a tasty hot dog instead. Yes, I'm well aware of what hot dogs are made from. Now while they're not really sized for a hot dog bun, you could dip them in mustard for an extra satisfying flavor boost, but never in ketchup... which is forbidden. They come in a package of 6.

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