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Toasted Scorpions

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With their venemous stinger tails and sharp pinchers, scorpions are pretty cool 8-legged little predators, but did you know that they're also tasty snacks? These cool new Toasted Scorpions are high protein, low fat, and extra creepy crawly snacking alternatives made from real sustainably and ethically farmed scorpions that have been scientifically detoxified, oven toasted and then lightly salted. Not poisonous, just crunchy... if you dare!

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