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Santa's Flask - Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser

Santa's Flask - Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser

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No matter whether you're hosting a Christmas party, exchanging gifts, watching Christmas movies, or you just want to leave something a little stiffer than a glass of milk for jolly old Santa Claus, then hang up this cool new Santa's Flask from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze. This fun Christmas stocking drink dispenser can be filled with up to 3 bottles of wine, spiked eggnog, a holiday themed cocktail, all Scotch, actual milk, or anything else you wish to dispense and imbibe. It's made from BPA-free food grade plastic, has a generous 2.25 liter capacity with a drip-free spout, and has a wide-mouth opening that's large enough to insert ice cubes. It also makes a great white elephant gift or an ironic stocking stuffer.

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