Massive F-35 Lightning II 3D Kite
This cool new Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Kite not only lets you go fly a kite, it also lets you take total command of the skies... unless it gets shot down by a real F-35 Lightning II swooping in, of course. This massive three-dimensional stealth fighter jet kite makes it look like a Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is soaring through the sky, minus the noisy sonic boom. It features ripstop nylon over a fiberglass frame construction, a gigantic six foot wide wingspan, 175' of line that attaches to three points under the fuselage, and a 5" wide line handle for precision maneuvering. Unfortunately for you, but fortunate for other kite flyers, this F-35 is not fully armed.
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