Monopoly for Millennials
I feel like I should do this post only in emojis or hashtags or something, but I'm just not that woke. Do you cringe and shake your head in disbelief every single time you hear about another new Millennial problem? Do you think it's hilarious when sensitive Millennials get offended and triggered by something as simple as a board game? Well, as expected, this cool new Monopoly for Millennials has real Millennials outraged on Twitter... again. I didn't even have to double check. No other generation really cares why though, because they're too busy playing this game, which, as of this writing, is not yet banned.
In this version of Monopoly, collecting the most money to win the game has been replaced with who has the most experiences at the hottest, most lit destinations, like a Friend's Couch or the Vegan Bistro. The tokens have been changed to a selfie camera, hashtag, crying emoji, bicycle, a rich white guy, and a pair of shades (the sunglasses, not the diss). From the pictures, it's hard to tell all of the changes and fun little jabs, but I just can't understand how a Snowflake token wasn't added, why Monopoly money wasn't changed to a cryptocurrency, and why the jail wasn't replaced with a Safe Space? Hopefully, there are participation ribbons to hand out after the game ends though. 😭❄️
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Features
- Adulting is hard
- Instead of collecting as much cash as possible, players are challenged to rack up the most Experiences to win
- Travel around the game board discovering and visiting cool places to eat, shop, and relax
- Visit the hottest Destinations -- from your Friend's Couch, to the Vegan Bistro, to a Week-Long Meditation Retreat
- Collect money from players who visit the Destinations you discovered first
- The player who collects the most Experience -- not the most money -- wins the game
- Interact with other players via Chance and Community Chest cards, (which are super relatable)
- And players don't pay rent -- they visit one another, earning more Experience points
- Includes: Game board, 6 Tokens, 16 Destination Cards, 16 Chance Cards, 16 Community Chest Cards, 64 Experience Chips, Money Pack, 2 Dice, and Guide
- For 2 to 4 players
- Ages 8 and up
