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Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate

Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate

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Tired of reading endless sickeningly sweet and cutesy stories to your kids at bedtime? Wish children's books would prepare them for the real world of unhappy endings? Wonder whatever happened to dark and twisted fairy tales? Need the perfect gift for someone with kids... that's hysterically inappropriate? Want to entertain yourself while reading to the little ones that don't quite yet understand you? Do you just dislike kids in general? Then check out this cool new Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate from author Antoinette Bergin. I think the title of this sinister little storybook sums it all up perfectly.

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