USB Stress Ball

When you combine a frustrating computer, a nightmare of a boss, hair-pulling office politics, no job security, stolen lunches and a beautiful, sunny day while you're trapped inside a prison-like workplace of doom, you just may need this cool new USB Stress Ball. Just plug this high-tech stress ball into the USB port on your PC (Windows only, because Macs don't cause stress apparently) and go ahead and squeeze, squash, smash, twist, crush and mash it. As you channel and unleash your inner pent-up rage on this poor ball, it duplicates your frustrations on-screen. Whatever you do to the ball, you also do to the image on your monitor. This thing should be a standard issue for all office workers and cubicle dwellers alike!