iSee360 - Electronic Eye and Temple Massager

This celestial-inspired lamp is crafted from 100% natural pink Himalayan salt rock, is shaped like a crescent moon, and emits a soft glow from the small candelabra light bulb warming it from the inside. The perfect, relaxing bedside nightlight.

Can't get rid of the dreaded hiccups? Place one of these uniquely designed sticks in your mouth, bite down, and drink a cup of water...

This unique fish-shaped iron cooking tool fortifies foods and water with 6-8 additional milligrams of iron to help meet the daily required iron intake.

A heavy duty, solid ceramic coffee mug with an anatomical handle that looks like a lumbar vertebra from the spine.

The world's first stress-relief and relaxation massage robot.

These cool new Candy-Scented Hand Sanitizers not only clean and disinfect your hands from pesky viruses, germs, and bacteria of all sorts, they'll also make them smell sweet as candy like grape Mike and Ikes, cherry Icees, strawberry Smarties, or cookies and cream Dippin' Dots.

This wearable personal protective pod instantly springs open like a pop-up tent to provide additional protection from germ exposure due to lack of social distancing (airplanes, trains, classrooms), people wearing barely effective cheap face masks under their noses, and projectile sneezes and coughs flying through the air from the geniuses who like to pull their masks down first.

This high tech smart scale tracks 16 different health stats and then analyzes them, makes fitness recommendations, and offers encouragement to keep it up.

Tito's Handmade Vodka out of Austin, Texas has decided to step up during this virus crisis and use their distillery to produce their own line of actual hand sanitizer that meets and exceeds the alcohol content needed (80%) to kill most viruses, bacteria, and other germs on the hands with their cool new Tito's Hand Cleanser. Obviously, this is meant for the hands and not for drinking, but I guess it should still be rubbed all over them responsibly too. Available soon!

Help save your life and others during a global pandemic, prevent getting run down by cars while running or cycling at night, and look like you just wandered out of an alien rave club on some intergalactic cruise ship from the future when you wear this cool new Light Up Fiber Optic Face Mask correctly over your mouth... and nose!

Want to practice abdominal breathing and expand your lung capacity while appearing to have a monstrous expandable tongue at the same time?

This cool new Toblerone Jumbo is just like the normal-sized fine milk chocolate bar from the Swiss Alps with the triangular pieces and the honey, almonds, and nougat, except this massive version weighs in at 10 lbs, is nearly 3 feet long, and has a whopping 25,000 plus calories... assuming you ate the approximately 150 servings all at once.

Give your eyes, mind, and senses a relaxing and soothing retreat.

This pocket-sized electric human prod makes social distancing way more fun when it's extended out and used to deliver a truly satisfying 4.5 volt ZAP to anyone not respecting the six foot distance rule.

Largest digital scale readout available that in addition to precise weight measurement, uses bioelectrical impedance analysis to calculate body fat percentage, body water, muscle mass, body mass index, and basal metabolic rate, providing important data that helps you maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Stylish high-tech scale analyzes your weight, BMI, and fat mass and uploads the data wirelessly to a private website where you can track performance and monitor weight loss goals. It also includes an iPhone app and can even share data on Twitter, emails and more!

Innovative device accurately measures and summarizes your sleep quality and quantity to help you to discover better ways to experience more restful and restorative sleep!