When you combine a ferocious fire-breathing dragon, a backyard fire pit, and incredible sculptural metalworking design you get this cool new Fire-Breathing Dragon... More
I'm not sure who Philippe was when alive, but his skeleton was the inspiration for the base of this spooky floor lamp and his missing skull replaced with a stylish... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
This realistic lifesize skeleton may look like it was dug up and dragged from the grave to be put on display in or around your home this Halloween, but you'll... More
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Let's face it, the tacky lawn ornaments, annoying garden gnomes, unfashionable concrete geese, and utterly boring traditional topiaries just aren't getting the... More
This whimsical garden statue depicts a little rabbit reading a little book while relaxing in a little chair.
Just insert a wine bottle upside down by the neck into the baseball player's grip, step back, and admire the cleverness of this fun wine bottle holder.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
Normally you wouldn't want to place a wine bottle in the monstrous jaws of a killer crocodile, but both your bottle and your hands are safe in this cool new... More
If you feel that your boring old table lamp simply isn't ferocious enough, then unleash one of these cool new Tyrannosaurus Rex or Brontosaurus Dinosaur Lamps.
This fun nautical serving bowl has a sculptural bronze-finished octopus holding it up over its bulbous head using four arms while the other four arms are stay... More
Handwoven from real grapevines over a metal wire frame, this cool new Grapevine Dragon Statue is sure to draw attention when guarding your home's indoor wine... More
A large planter inspired by the majestic Arctic Beluga Whale that also doubles as a unique ice-filled beverage tub.
This luxurious animatronic plush Siberian brown bear stands nearly five feet tall and sings your own custom playlist of a cappella songs or talks while telling... More
