Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie, peanut butter and jelly, buffalo wings, bacon, and sweet corn.
Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.
Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with... More
This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
This sweet and savory carbonated concoction tastes just like bacon and is a refreshing way to wash down real bacon every morning at breakfast.
Just imagine the sheer amount of germs, bacteria and viruses that live all over your touchscreen smartphone. This innovative sanitizer eliminates up to 99.9%... More
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
A soft fleece throw blanket designed for movie theater seats that not only helps keeps you warm during a chilly cinematic viewing, it also puts a protective... More
This limited edition Jones Soda combines the compatible flavors of peanut butter and grape jelly into a wondrous carbonated beverage.
There are more flavored vodkas around nowadays than I can even count, but I suggest you skip the birthday cake, whipped cream, and bacon flavored vodkas and... More
This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
This convenient touch-free lid lifting tool provides a barrier between your hands and the garbage can or dumpster lid for a little extra peace-of-mind when tossing... More
This intriguing bottle of soda pop is not just carbonated briny pickle juice from a jar, it actually blends the unique taste and aroma of a sour dill pickle... More
This innovative device may look like a minimalist designer vase at first glance, but when a Qi-enabled smartphone is dropped into it, it's automatically sanitized... More
Once your filthy, germ infested smartphone is inside, three germicidal UV-C bulbs turn on to quickly destroy up to 99.99% of harmful bacteria, viruses, and microorganisms... More