Movie Blankie - Fleece Blanket / Protective Barrier For Movie Theater Seats
This cool new Movie Blankie is a soft fleece throw blanket designed for movie theater seats that not only helps keeps you warm during a chilly cinematic viewing, it also puts a protective barrier between you and the disgusting seat that has been sat in by untold thousands of gross slobs before you. To use, simply drape it over a movie theater seat, put your head through the hole, and pull it down to keep warm. Each Movie Blankie is handmade in Detroit, Michigan from 100% blizzard fleece, comes in a variety of colors and patterns, and is thin enough to compactly roll up and carry into a theater by hand or in a purse.
It's the perfect gift for movie lovers who still like to venture out away from their beautiful home theaters to these revolting public ones filled with obnoxious seat kicking, selfie snapping, smartphone addicted, endlessly talking lunatics spilling food and drinks all over themselves. Seriously, I can't even fathom what movie theater seats look like when the lights are turned fully up, especially after a kid's flick. Do these seats ever even get cleaned? What they should do is have a roll of fresh paper that you can pull out like at the doctor's office, but this ingenious blanket will work for now. They're also great for recliners in your own home theater, chairs in freezing cold offices, watching sporting events, and much more.