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Realistic Blood Energy Potion

Realistic Blood Energy Potion

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If you believe you've been bitten by a trend and become a stylish, brooding and sensitive blood-sucking vampire that sparkles in the sunlight instead of bursting into flames, then spare yourself (and others) the embarrassment from your ravenous bloodlust and get your fix from this cool new transfusion bag full of synthetic Blood Energy Potion. Yes, that's right, this resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with a yummy fruit punch flavor. Wannabe vampires and humans alike can safely enjoy this succulent source of electrolytes, iron, protein and energy without ever worrying about getting staked in the heart. Unfortunately, this tasty faux blood cannot be used intravenously in a lifesaving transfusion when a werewolf tears you to pieces during the next full moon. Only Dr. Frankenstein will be able to save you then!

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