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Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts

Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts

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Have you been unlucky in love, dumped, dejected, kicked to the curb, or worse? Well this Valentine's Day, you need a few of these funny, anti-heart-shaped candies, the Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts. There are no romantic messages of affection and love on these candy hearts, there are 3 different collections (Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped) with 37 unique sayings each of sadness, aloneness, and despair for all the lonely miserable people this holiday. Cheer up singles, these little candies are still delicious and they come in s very attractive and reusable tin that you can regift to your still lonely self next year. ❤️🫤

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Despair, Inc. Bittersweets Candy Hearts
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