PhoneSoap - Smartphone UV Sanitizer / Wireless Charger
Not only have smartphones nearly turned the entire population into a disturbing legion of screen-staring, selfie-snapping zombies, they're also filthy, disgusting, and completely infested with bacteria, viruses, and who knows what else that either it or your hands that endlessly touch it have come in contact with. Well, I don't know if there's a cure for stage IV smartphone addiction, but there is a simple and safe way to finally clean the vile things without needing harsh chemical wipes and/or flamethrowers. Just pop it into this cool new PhoneSoap Sanitizer / Wireless Charger.
Once your nasty smartphone is inside, three germicidal UV-C bulbs turn on to quickly destroy up to 99.99% of harmful germs and microorganisms all around the entire phone, including the crevices that wipes cannot reach. While it's in there bathing, it can also wirelessly charge your smartphone if it supports Qi wireless technology. It's also great for disinfecting anything else that fits in there like remotes, jewelry, eyeglasses, earbuds, keys, and more.
Hmm, while smartphones are notoriously way dirtier than even public toilets, I wonder if they are worse than plastic menus at restaurants? Everyone handles them, but are they ever cleaned? Besides your phone, it's like the last thing you touch in a restaurant before eating... You're already on your grubby phone checking aren't you?
