Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
Enjoy a hands-free hair-drying experience that uses diffused airflow from your hair dryer to help reduce the drying time and prevent damage from over-drying.
If you've never gotten the opportunity to spend the night and be brutally murdered in the Bates Motel from Psycho, the Overlook Hotel from The Shining, or in... More
If you're a sucker for bacon, these tasty pork pops made with organic, sustainably farmed bacon, sweet and delicious Vermont maple syrup and loaded up with as... More
Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You'll like him!
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
Flipping burgers on the grill has never been more exciting than when you heroically lunge in with this spatula forged onto a metal sword-styled hilt! Adventure... More
Unlike a boring old plain shower curtain, this one has a shadowy figure reaching out to forever haunt your bath time screened on the front!
The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
Perfect for laying in your lap, tucking in your shirt, or just to wipe your whiskers clean.
When you wipe your mouth, place under a cocktail, or toss into a fireplace, these Filthy Rich Money Napkins are sure to cause a few shocked double-takes.
The perfect way to protect your hands while preparing a boiling pot of delicious Dagobah rootleaf stew, barbecuing up a feast when Darth Vader decides to stop... More
Easily upload up to 6 custom recordings from CDs, MP3s, live audio or choose from several pre-programmed doorbell theme categories. If cell phones can get customizable... More
This Forever Roll is a massive 11 inch version of the Quicker Picker Upper with 390 2-ply sheets per roll, which should be just enough for up to one month of... More
Curse inducing desktop organizer holds 6 refillable aluminum pens stabbed through a ABS plastic voodoo doll.
The ultimate walking cane for the thirsty traveler!
Massive 84 inch long inflatable jungle feline is viciously realistic and perfect for scaring those waking from hangovers, tossing around in the pool, filling... More
Satin-wrapped headband, complete with synthetic mistletoe and a little red ribbon. Wear at your own risk!
Humorous lifesize Santa decoration looks like he's hanging onto your gutters for dear life!
