Whenever someone complains, cries, or goes on and on with a sob story, don't mention playing the world's smallest violin, do it for real with this Tiny Violin.
Giant inflatable pumpkin with a built-in projector and speaker for showing 70 mins of animated talking / singing jack-o'-lantern faces magically on the surface.
These two JONES Sodas are exactly the same flavor, but Werewolf Piss is way better during a Full Moon and Orange Chocolate is more festive during the holidays.
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
When you pop a hard candy into your mouth, normally you wouldn't expect it to taste like chicken, but that all changes with this cool new Fried Chicken Candy.
