Board up the windows, lock the doors, keep your shotgun loaded and extra close, and satisfy your growling hunger with a few of these disgusting, yet cool new... More
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
These holiday hard candy decoys may look like refreshing red and white striped peppermint, but they're actually just sweet and smoky swine!
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
This massive lifesize gummy brain weighs 3.75 lbs, which is just a tad heavier than the real thing, but unlike the human brain, it tastes like fruity bubblegum.... More
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
I dare you to sink your fangs into one of these terrifyingly tasty, crispy and crunchy Oven-Baked Tarantulas!
These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!
These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!
Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with... More
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.... More
This 12 oz ceramic toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
Introducing, the all-new limited edition 2007 Jones Soda - Christmas + Chanukah Packs, just in time for the holidays!
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.
Simply tilt your head, pour it up one nostril and the water flows up, around and right back out the other side, flushing out the entire nasal cavity along with... More