Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
Fill up this poor undead guy's head with candy for the trick-or-treaters, use it to serve chips, snacks, and nuts at the Halloween party or I guess it could... More
They may look like ordinary white candles at first glance, but the wax turns blood red as it slowly oozes and drips down.
If you want to be a ghost for Halloween, forget the sheet with holes, become a Class 5 full roaming vapor and a real nasty one at that, when you become the voraciously... More
This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that... More
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
This completely disturbing edible ribbed invertebrate measures in at a massive 26 inches long with a 5 inch girth, weighs 3 pounds, has 4000 calories, is equivalent... More
Just imagine the sheer amount of germs, bacteria and viruses that live all over your touchscreen smartphone. This innovative sanitizer eliminates up to 99.9%... More
Cool new and absolutely disturbing fountain that depicts a bloodsucking vampire holding the decapitated head of his victim with blood gushing out of his fanged... More
Who ya gonna call when your old piggy bank is overflowing with loose change? Slimer! Yes, the friendly, yet disgusting green blob of a ghost and his gluttonous... More
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
Yes, that's right, now you can finally have your very own 56 inch long, one hundred legged centipede prop to play with.
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded... More
