This voracious umbrella holder has a terrifying design inspired by a great white shark with its huge jaws opened wide to shove a few umbrellas, canes, or harpoons... More
A nearly seven foot tall gigantic inflatable Tyrannosaurus Rex sprinkler that sprays a conical spray of water from its mouth that's perfect for cooling off in... More
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This terrifyingly fun ceramic serving platter has a hungry shark emerging from the murky depths to hold soy sauce or other dipping sauces in its gaping jaws,... More
This ferocious double-take-inducing serving bowl may look like a real watermelon carving with shark jaws and eyes, but it's actually crafted from dolomite ceramic... More
Normally you wouldn't want to place a wine bottle in the monstrous jaws of a killer crocodile, but both your bottle and your hands are safe in this cool new... More
While it may look like a real alligator is swimming through the water, this faux gator is actually just a realistic buoyant decoy with a head, torso, and tail... More
This Halloween or even all year round, transform your haunted house into a haunted mansion when you let the cool new Knock-Jaw cast iron skull door knocker announce... More
a lethal underwater predator inspired cocktail shaker that's perfect for shaking up a Shark Attack Cocktail during Shark Week, on a boat (a bigger boat if possible),... More
Combines the comfortable functionality of a chair with the uncomfortable terror of a massive human skull.
Standing 7 inches tall, this not quite life-size but still imposing Howl of the Werewolf Statue is in full moon beast mode prepared to strike.
If the one thing missing from your home's Halloween decor is a spooky skeletal kitty, look no further than this bony lifesize feline.
Perfect for cracking open a few cold ones in any proper home saloon.
Just when you thought it was safe to have a beer or even better a bloody mary, suddenly.... SHARK!!!
It may seem like a voracious miniature shark has gotten into your wine, but it's just this cool new glazed porcelain shark bottle stopper plugging up the hole.
Sharks might be known for being attracted to blood in the water, but did you know they also enjoy Earl Grey?
DUN DUN ... DUN DUN ... DUN DUN... This cool new JAWS bottle opener is seeking to sink its teeth into your bottle caps and rip them clean off.
It's not safe to go back into the water and now it's not safe to go in the yard, garden, patio, hallway, shower, cubicle, pool, fountain, or anywhere you place... More
