MEOW-G - Spirit Board Mat for Cats with Catnip-Filled Planchette
Does your furry feline friend have questions that only a ghost, demon, multidimensional being, or some other chatty paranormal entity can answer, and that only they can see? Does it also love getting absolutely zonked on catnip? Then they (with a little help from their human familiar) will need to contact the mysterious spirit realm all while letting their mind expand in ways only a cat would know, using this cool new yet quite ancient-inspired MEOW-G Board from Crochet Kitty.
Just place your human fingertip and your cat's paw on the catnip-filled planchette attached to the handcrafted felt spirit board/cat play mat, ask your question or an inquiring "meow" out loud to contact the other side, and then wait for one of two possible outcomes. The dead will magically guide the movable pointer around the board to spell out the answer, reply with a simple Yes or No, or blow you off entirely with a rude Goodbye. Or nothing will happen because your now wide-eyed cat is furiously biting, clawing, and hug-kicking the planchette as it rolls around the mat to get its catnip fix. Expect the latter to occur before they inevitably sprawl out across the mat wasted on a strong catnip high. Now, if the cat starts eerily sliding around the board while it naps, something supernatural may be answering your earlier question using the passed-out cat as a pointer.
Hmm, they say not to use spirit boards like this by yourself or you'll risk possession, so if your cat is acting a bit more evil than usual, that's probably all it is. No need to call an exorcist; just give them some more catnip to shake off the demon. 👻😈😼
