This Halloween, go medieval on your front lawn by unleashing this giant animated Green Dragon to terrorize the local villagers and your annoying neighbors too.
A massive 7 foot+ statue of a sitting Kris Kringle that is holding a Christmas tree in one hand and another giant outstretched hand to hold people up seeking... Read More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... Read More
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... Read More
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... Read More
When the wick is lit, the fire slowly melts away the egg to reveal a randomly colored little baby dragon inside made from porcelain.
While normal spiders don't have internal skeletons, this massive three foot wide faux arachnid consists of nothing but creepy black bones, a swiveling fanged... Read More
A large planter inspired by the majestic Arctic Beluga Whale that also doubles as a unique ice-filled beverage tub.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
If you feel that your boring old table lamp simply isn't ferocious enough, then unleash one of these cool new Tyrannosaurus Rex or Brontosaurus Dinosaur Lamps.
A life-sized replica of the Ovomorph egg from the ALIEN movies with articulated flaps that open and close, a posable Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
This whimsical garden statue depicts a little rabbit reading a little book while relaxing in a little chair.
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... Read More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is 1 of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... Read More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A massive 18 foot tall inflatable Frosty the Snowman for your front lawn that illuminates with a dazzling kaleidoscopic display of multi-colored lights.
Combine your love of plants, western philosophy, historical figures, and clever solutions for male pattern baldness with this cool new Socrates Bust Planter.
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
