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Socrates Bust Planter

Socrates Bust Planter
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Socrates Bust Planter

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"Beauty is a short lived tyranny" - Socrates (Johnson)

Combine your love of plants, western philosophy, historical figures, and clever solutions for male pattern baldness with this cool new Socrates Bust Planter. This fun sculptural bust / planter of classical Greek philosopher Socrates is hand-cast from real crushed stone that is bonded with high quality designer resin and instead of a bald spot, is left open for planting hair made from plants, flowers, greenery, and more. Grass might be cool to give him a flat top, a long fern for beautiful flowing locks, or even plant an herb garden for hair, but I would avoid growing hemlock, which would be awkward since he was sentenced to death by drinking it. Also available in Caligula.

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Features

  • Show your potted western philosophy by giving Socrates a head of grass hair
  • Cast in quality designer resin with a weather-resistant antique stone finish
  • Plants not included
  • Size: 9" W x 6.5" D x 17.5" H - 7 lbs

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