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Instant Emergency Underpants - Just Add Water!

Instant Emergency Underpants - Just Add Water!

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I don't even want to know why, but you never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear while out and about. So always be prepared with these cool new Instant Emergency Underpants from Archie McPhee. Should the need ever arise, just grab one of these ultra-compact instant underwear pellets that come in metal tins, drop it in water, and then wait for your new set of 100% cotton unisex underpants to rehydrate right before your eyes. Yes, you'll now be wearing wet underwear that came from a compressed puck, but I guess it's better than no underpants at all. They make fun gag gifts, but are genuinely handy for anyone in frantic need of a fresh new pair. Check out the video below to see them in action. 💩😲🩲💦😏

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