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Asymmetric Skinny and Wide-Leg Jeans

Asymmetric Skinny and Wide-Leg Jeans

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This is exactly what I want to see as we enter into the 2020s. These cool new Ksenia Schnaider Asymmetric Jeans are not only the perfect pair of jeans for those who cannot decide between skinny jeans and wide-leg jeans, they're for anyone who could care less what's fashionable at the moment. Yep, these double-take-inducing luxury jeans feature a skinny right leg and wide-leg left. All they're missing are heavy pleats, ripped knees, acid-washed fabric, cargo pockets, and one cuffed pant leg to make the fashion world implode. They also pair nicely with this Pants T-Shirt!

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