Sonic Bomb - Dual Extra Loud Alarm Clock and Powerful Bed Shaker
Heavy sleeper? If this cool new Sonic Bomb Dual Alarm Clock doesn't wake you up, you probably passed away in your sleep. This sinister alarm clock first blasts you awake with a startling super loud 113 dB alarm (a car horn is 110 dB and a jet taking off is 120 dB - source), then assaults your eyes with super bright flashing strobe lights, and then physically shakes you into reality with a powerful 12V vibrating bed shaker attachment. It also features a five-level dimmer, adjustable tone and volume, 12/24 hour format, and flexible alarm and snooze duration times. Hmm, I would still like to see an upgrade that slaps you across the face, dumps a bucket of ice water on you, flips the mattress over, and has a hot coffee ready to go... just in case.