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Gigantic 20-Lb Lump of Coal for the Ultimate Naughty Person

Gigantic 20-Lb Lump of Coal for the Ultimate Naughty Person

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Do you know someone who was extra naughty this year and deserves to get a seriously large lump of coal for Christmas? Then gift them this cool new yet quite old Humongous 20-Lb Lump of Coal. Yep, this is an authentic lump of actual coal that is gigantic in size for the ultimate naughty person. It's also great for white elephant and secret Santa gift exchanges, using as a paperweight or doorstop, placing on your hearth's mantel as festive holiday decor, or just burning in a coal furnace as actual fuel. It's also available in smaller 12, 8, and 4 pound sizes as well that are a bit more stocking friendly. 🎄🎅🏻😭

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