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Captain Morgan Hot Sauce Cannon

Captain Morgan Hot Sauce Cannon

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No matter whether you're a buccaneer, a pirate, or just a swashbuckling mascot for a rum company, blasting hot sauce from a little cannon onto a meal after a long day of sailing the high seas is a great reason to raise up one leg in triumphant victory. This cool new Captain Morgan Hot Sauce Cannon is a fun hot sauce bottle shaped like a cannon that rolls into battle on the dining table on a matching wheeled cannon stand. There's no description of the actual hot sauce or whether or not it's made with Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, but the bottle cannon is reusable, meaning that you can refill it with your own supply afterwards. I just hope it has some much needed citrus in there to prevent scurvy... Arrgh!

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