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Fire Missiles Button - 12-Volt Car Cigarette Lighter

Fire Missiles Button - 12-Volt Car Cigarette Lighter

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Whether you're stuck in a soul-crushing traffic jam, someone cuts you off, you don't care for the bumper sticker in front of you, or you just need to relieve some road rage, don't you wish you had gotten the missile option for your vehicle? Well, with this cool new Fire Missiles Button placed in your car's 12-volt accessory port you'll at least be able to pretend to launch missiles when frustrated in traffic. This fun anodized aluminum working cigarette lighter has a red button emblazoned with "Fire Missiles" on the end. While it's quite satisfying to have, it unfortunately won't launch any real missiles at your enemies, but it will let you light up a smoke, if you got 'em. Pairs nicely with these hilarious Missile Balloons For Your Car.

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