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Have little hands? Upgrade them to these cool new Man Hands from Archie Mcphee. These freakishly oversized gloves look like ultra-realistic man hands that will give you a clear advantage when hailing cabs, slapping opponents to challenge them to duels, getting called on in class, giving high fives, directing traffic, shaking hands, and more. βœ‹

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Quilted Ice Scraper
This heavy-duty ice scraper is surrounded by durable fabric gloves with a soft plush lining to keep your hand warm, dry and frostbite free!
Secret Hidden Flask Mittens
A regular flask is way too obvious, but who would ever suspect that you're concealing your favorite booze in your soft cozy mittens?
Christmas Drinking Gloves
These fingerless mittens will keep your hands toasty warm while downing those ice cold beers and are Santa recommended.
Darth Vader Gloves
Green Head HQ is in Chicago, it's getting colder and colder as winter approaches and I'll soon be needing a good pair of gloves, hell I'm getting these awesome... Read On
Brodmann Blades - Ping Pong Paddle Gloves
Innovative double-sided paddles slip over your hands like gloves for greater ball control, better hand-eye coordination, faster volleys, an improved backhand,... Read On
Grab and Dry - Absorbant Dish Drying Gloves
After washing, just slip on these waterproof terrycloth absorbant mitts and dry those dishes with a much better grip and without all the fingerprints.
Darkfin Webbed Gloves
Contoured latex gloves with webbing in between the fingers to increase the surface area of your hands by up to 70% for better resistance and faster propolusion... Read On
Star Wars Wampa Ice Scraper Mitt
This hilarious ice scraper is covered with a plush version of a Wampa's clawed arm designed to keep your hands warm in the harshest of winter weather, just like... Read On
Outset Leather Grill Gloves
Unlike traditional oven mitts, these rugged brown leather gloves have actual fingers that provide enhanced grip and dexterity when handling grilling tools or... Read On

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Man Hands
This creepy, double-take-inducing dimensional wall graphic depicts a mysterious man somehow trapped in an air duct behind a wall grate.
Man Hands
These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!
Man Hands
Hilarious reach-extending grabber tool / toy is designed to look like a furry gorilla arm.
Man Hands
Have a bit of mischievous fun with these realistic-looking fake receipts for questionable items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about.
Man Hands
This nearly indestructible and utterly annoying musical birthday card can be pounded on, submerged in water, torn up, and even set on fire, but it will just... Read On
These double-take-inducing animatronic witch legs kick around frantically when the motion-activated sensor is tripped.
Man Hands
This cool new Invisibility Shield uses a large lenticular lens to deflect light away from objects or people standing behind it to make them seemingly disappear.
Man Hands
Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this macabre pie plate.
Man Hands
When you gift this jigsaw puzzle to friends or enemies, they'll think it's a bunch of cute kittens in a yarn basket, but once they complete it, it's actually... Read On
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