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Faux Paws - Giant Wearable Furry Bear Paws

Faux Paws - Giant Wearable Furry Bear Paws

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When you look down at your hands and wish they were more monstrously lethal... and adorable, then slip on these cool new Faux Paws from Toddland. These massive wearable faux furry paw gloves can either be used as stylish mittens in the cold, the final touch to an unusual bear costume, winning slapping contests with big laughs, closing an important deal with the best handshake ever, or just use them for mischievous pranks, like reaching up slowly from behind the couch to tap someone on the shoulder while they're watching a werewolf movie. They come in a set of two gloves.

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