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Flask Tie

Flask Tie

The cool new Flask Tie is perfect for making your slight drinking problem at work and formal occasions even worse. Except for fashion, the traditional necktie hasn't really had a purpose until now and big stainless steel flasks are way too obvious when smuggling booze, so to solve both problems, this genius tie is equipped with a hidden bladder to hold 6 oz of your favorite poison. It's perfect for secretly quenching a mighty thirst during endless meetings, in the cubicle, on break, not on break, at funerals, church, weddings, fancy parties, or any time you need to look drunkingly dashing. Please dress and drink responsibly.

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