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Bacon Coffin

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When your love of bacon finally takes your life here on Earth, now you can continue this love in the afterlife when you Rest In Pork in one of these cool new Bacon Coffins. Yep, the bacon loving phenomenon has finally led us to real bacon-themed caskets. Although your body won't literally be wrapped in bacon, you will be resting in a premium 18 gauge gasketed steel coffin painted in the mouthwatering hues of bacon and pork with an adjustable bed and mattress, ivory crepe coffin linens, gold stationary handles, a bacon memorial tube and even a bacon air freshener inside. They always say that when you die you can't take it with you, but they underestimated true bacon enthusiasts to find a way.

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