Carstache - Furry Car Mustache

If your car's old enough, maybe it's time for it to have a cool new Carstache - Furry Car Mustache. This oversized, polyester mustache ties to the grill of your automobile to not only make it appear more suave and sexy, but it also doubles as a disguise to help you go incognito when in hot pursuit by the similarly mustached police. Unfortunately, it's not recommended for highway use to prevent it from flying off and causing a 40 mile long pileup down the interstate - so local 'stache use only.