This wireless, fully-functional mechanical keyboard ditches the typical, hideous plastic keys and housing for luxurious cherry or walnut wood.
A perfect replica of a bank's courtesy pen, complete with the ball chain still dangling off the end.
These flexible pens are the same ones used in most US federal prisons to make it nearly impossible to do lethal damage with. Also great for pockets.
This holiday season, if you're stuck inside writing things like letters to Santa, signing Christmas cards, or just twirling your pen around in boredom at the... More
As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight on your desk to hold down that mounting... More
A multi-purpose food tray / lap desk designed to fit on a vehicle's steering wheel, so you can eat, work, read, and write on-the-go... while parked, of course.
Unlike most pens that conveniently disappear into the ether when they're needed most, this handy, compact and inkless pen stashes away neatly on your keychain!
How many times have you needed to write something important down and either couldn't find some paper or a pen or both? Well this cool pen has a built-in paper... More
As humans we tend to make a lot of to-do lists and grocery lists, but it's the 21st Century and there are machines that can do these petty tasks for us now.... More
A paperweight that looks exactly like crumpled up piece of legal paper.
To sneeze or not to sneeze? That is the question.
This gorgeous, old-fashioned leather-bound journal is made from native American steer hide, dry milled to achieve softness, and filled with 130 sheets of recycled... More
Recycling has gotten serious! Forget using trees, paper can actually now be made from 100% recycled, odorless and eco-friendly elephant poop!
This cool new Video Camera Spy Pen lets you secretly record up to 2.5 hours of audio and video from up to 50' away.
If you love the realm of science fiction fantasy and old-fashioned comic book space adventures, you need one of these fantastic new Ray Gun Pens.
Unlike most pens that require you to grip the pen firmly, this unique, erognomic writing device uses the weight of your hand to provide pressure and eliminate... More
Excerpt: They laid Ben Franklin's dead body out on a gurney, re-installed the stolen brain, implanted lightning rod bolts in his neck, tied a string to the bolts... More
Paperweight that looks exactly like an architect's failed blueprint plans all crumpled up.
Attach this cool new telescoping keychain pen to your keys and you'll never be without a pen again!
The pen is now truly mightier than the sword and it even works in space!
Curse inducing desktop organizer holds 6 refillable aluminum pens stabbed through a ABS plastic voodoo doll.