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Stab-Resistant Prison Pens - Non-Lethal, Flexible Ball Point Pens

Stab-Resistant Prison Pens - Non-Lethal, Flexible Ball Point Pens

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You never know when someone might decide to rudely shank you with a pen, but if you surround yourself with these cool new Stab-Resistant Prison Pens, then you should be safe from harm. This 5 pack of flexible, non-lethal pens are the same ones used in most US federal prisons and feature a soft, rubbery body that bends at the slightest pressure to make it nearly impossible to do lethal damage with. These convenient little safety pens hold enough ink to write 3500 feet, come in black or blue, and are perfect for prisons, detention centers, jail cells, classrooms, offices, interrogation rooms, holding cells, correctional facilities, hospitals, mental health situations, accident prone, running with, or just safely stuffed in your pocket for writings on the go.

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