A soft microfiber blanket that looks like a massive 5 foot diameter tortilla.
A massive 20 foot tall inflatable dartboard for your backyard that lets players take turns aiming and kicking soccer balls that stick to the board just like... More
A massive animatronic haunted tree that detects trespassers who wander too close and then comes alive with a talking face with frightful sayings, terrifying... More
At first glance, they may cause startled screams, huge double-takes, and frantic fleeing, but once these sleeping bears are poked, everyone brave enough will... More
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
A nearly 30 foot wide inflatable Irish pub for your next backyard party that inflates in only five minutes.
This massive four foot wide foam rubber replica of Batman's Batarang won't fit on his utility belt or possibly even in the Batmobile, but it will fit nicely... More
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
A massive wall-mounted vertical chess board with magnetized chess pieces that turns a classic board game into full blown interactive wall art.
A massive 4 feet wide and 3.5 feet tall wooden version of the classic 4-in-a-row game we know and love.
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
If you really, really, really like those colorful and crunchy little dehydrated marshmallows in cereals, then you might be excited to learn that you can actually... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive tennis ball has a basketball-sized diameter of 9.5 inches and is perfect for getting autographs from your favorite tennis stars or just deliver... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This fun bean bag chair looks like a massive, realistic baked potato complete with a pat of butter satin pillow (chives cost extra).
This summer, float around in the pool upon either a sunny side up fried egg or a tasty slice of sizzling bacon.
A massive six foot tall water fountain that combines a sculptural steel column of spiraling lotus blossoms with the natural soothing sounds of falling water.
This massive 5 foot diameter Crazy face emoji beach blanket is the perfect way to get some sun on the beach or poolside while you text everyone you know with... More
