Do you know what you don't see enough of around Halloween? Swamp monsters.
Feeling dead tired? These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling... More
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
When you plant all these dead humans in the ground, all in a row, it's not surprising that zombies burst forth from that fertile cemetery soil to seek nourishment.... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair.
When it comes to YouTube eating challenges, forget the cinnamon, forget the saltine crackers, forget the milk, and forget the single, mild ghost pepper, and... More
This tiny yet infernally hot chocolate bar is made from tasty milk chocolate infused with a sinister hot chili extract that reaches up to 9 million Scoville... More
This three section yard statue creates the illusion that the scaled spiky tail of a giant underwater sea dragon is breeching the surface of your lawn
This handmade metal art sculpture of Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie the Head allows one to burn wood inside its terrifying head as flames burst out from its eyes,... More
This massive 12 foot tall inflatable archway towers over your home's walkway with spooky gnarled trees on each side that illuminate from within with multi-colored... More
An evil little gnarled tree stump that releases eerie illuminated cool mist smoke that flows up and out through its malevolent smiling mouth and sinister eyes.
Heavyweight, six foot tall replica of the infamous Moai stone monoliths of Easter Island!
Add a gothic touch to your garden or patio with this strange new planter.
You don't know the power of the Dark Side, but you can learn the benefits of saving your money!
A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot, on the other hand, wears... More
Shake up wild and crazy drinks using the cocktail shaker with a built-in strainer, or combine various liquors and mixers to make the ultimate cocktail in the... More
If you don't add coins frequently enough, this bank gets angry and explodes your savings all over the room.
This is the tale of the famous Haunted eBay Painting. Warning, viewing the painting on the next page could have unexpected results... You've been warned...
Cast shadows of a full-blown zombie invasion on your walls when you light up this terrifying Zombie Shadow Cast!
Just attach the two bat wings to your car's windows, the black nose to your car's front grill, and watch as the roads clear a path for you out of sheer fright.... More
