Blood Pool Pillows

Feeling dead tired? Then rest your weary head upon one of these cool new Blood Pool Pillows. These hilariously macabre pillows make it seem like you're the unfortunate victim at a crime scene with a massive amount of blood pooling around your head. The good news is that it's not your blood or even blood at all, just a dark and disturbing pillow made from soft polyester velvet with a styro-bead fill. Hmm, crime scene bedsheets with chalk outlines for bodies are probably coming next...