Scorpion Chair

Want to live like a super villain or at least relax like one? Then set your malevolent self down upon this utterly cool new Scorpion Chair from Russian woodcarver, sculptor, and painter Vyacheslav Pakhomov. This intimidating and quite oversized supreme seat / sculpture is inspired by the feisty scorpion and is hand-carved from oak with leather padding lining the imposing backrest tail and stinger. It's sure to be expensive, but once you find yourself seated upon this stunning throne, extorting billions of dollars from the total losers who rule this world from their fancy, boring chairs, it almost pays for itself.