This emergency LED light has a built-in seismic sensor that activates the lamp during earthquakes of magnitude 3+ (JMA Scale), lasts 500 days in standby, and... More
This disturbing yet quite fun table lamp is shaped like a miniature mushroom cloud and is constructed from 3D printed plastic rather than splitting atoms
This rugged, water-resistant device combines a windproof plasma arc lighter, LED flashlight, and lantern all-in-one.
When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
Compact emergency cell phone charger has both a hand crank dynamo power generator that produces enough power in 1 minute of cranking for a 30 second call or... More
This innovative LED lantern doesn't use batteries, it uses nothing more than salt and water to provide up to 2,000 lux illumination for up to 80 hours.
If you thought that a human zombie apocalypse was bad, can you imagine if all those cute little garden gnomes became zombified too?
This hilarious metal mini keg holds a year's supply of tasty Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
This survival multi-tool includes an axe, hammer, wrench, straight knife, serrated knife, saw, flat head screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, can opener, pliers,... More
Whether it's an emergency / survival situation, construction / demolition job, or a voracious brain-munching zombie is in your way... you can't go wrong carrying... More
This cool new Terrifying Zombie Head Planter is the perfect combination of horror and horticulture.
Although it may look like a handy camp axe with a tough stainless steel chopping blade, it also contains a knife secretly hidden inside the handle.
Giant Meteor has my vote this year!
Loop the green string around a log, build a structure of logs around it, and then pull the red string to ignite it. No matches, lighters, or kindling required.
When you plant all these dead humans in the ground, all in a row, it's not surprising that zombies burst forth from that fertile cemetery soil to seek nourishment.... More
These apocalyptic metal bookends depict a full blown alien invasion complete with death ray firing flying saucers, cow abductions, and humans running for their... More
This apocalyptic growing kit comes with everything you need to sustain your hunger during the end of days!
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
These survival boot laces are constructed from durable 550 paracord and have handy fire starting ferro rod tips that can be used to produce a shower of blazing... More
Show your support of this mega-corporation, protect yourself from inclement weather and fight off the the undead with this cool new Resident Evil - Umbrella... More
