An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... Read More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is 1 of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This whimsical garden statue depicts a little rabbit reading a little book while relaxing in a little chair.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
If you feel that your boring old table lamp simply isn't ferocious enough, then unleash one of these cool new Tyrannosaurus Rex or Brontosaurus Dinosaur Lamps.
A large planter inspired by the majestic Arctic Beluga Whale that also doubles as a unique ice-filled beverage tub.
This luxurious animatronic plush Siberian brown bear stands nearly five feet tall and sings your own custom playlist of a cappella songs or talks while telling... Read More
When the wick is lit, the fire slowly melts away the egg to reveal a randomly colored little baby dragon inside made from porcelain.
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... Read More
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... Read More
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... Read More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
If you have a wall desperately needing the perfect accessory, look no further than this cool new Lifesize Humpty Dumpty Statue.
A massive 7 foot+ statue of a sitting Kris Kringle that is holding a Christmas tree in one hand and another giant outstretched hand to hold people up seeking... Read More
Scaled down replicas of the ancient and mysterious bald stone head monoliths found along the Easter Island coastline that double as fun planters you can line... Read More
This Halloween, whenever you need a helping hand in the office or just want to add some festive gore to your spooky decor, then look no further than this cool... Read More
This fun island-inspired serving bowl is held up by a festive party parrot made from hand-painted aluminum.
Whether you have a peaceful zen garden or just a regular one, this cool new Ninja Gnome is the ideal stealth warrior to protect it from other pesky gnomes and... Read More
A massively festive 12 foot tall nutcracker soldier that is perfect to stand guard and watch over the rest of your holiday decorations.
