Octopuses (octopi is unfortunately the incorrect term) have eight magnificent arms that could be quite handy if they ever decided to help humans out up here... More
While a sexy illuminated leg lamp in your front window will definitely grab the attention of all your neighbors, it's nowhere near as cool as a two legged lamp... More
This lifesized statue of an unusually festive Christmas sweater wearing Mr. Grinch is meticulously handcrafted by Department 56 and is holding up 3 stockings... More
Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
A massive 18 foot tall inflatable Frosty the Snowman for your front lawn that illuminates with a dazzling kaleidoscopic display of multi-colored lights.
This cool new yet quite prehistoric 9ft T-Rex Skeleton Dinosaur Statue is perfect for Halloween, homes that are like museums, or you just really love dinosaurs.
This realistic lifesize skeleton may look like it was dug up and dragged from the grave to be put on display in or around your home this Halloween, but you'll... More
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This whimsical garden statue depicts a little rabbit reading a little book while relaxing in a little chair.
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
If you feel that your boring old table lamp simply isn't ferocious enough, then unleash one of these cool new Tyrannosaurus Rex or Brontosaurus Dinosaur Lamps.
A large planter inspired by the majestic Arctic Beluga Whale that also doubles as a unique ice-filled beverage tub.
This luxurious animatronic plush Siberian brown bear stands nearly five feet tall and sings your own custom playlist of a cappella songs or talks while telling... More
When the wick is lit, the fire slowly melts away the egg to reveal a randomly colored little baby dragon inside made from porcelain.
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... More
If you really love squirrels and there is a vacant corner in your home or office that is missing that certain something, why not dedicate a shrine to those furry... More
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
