High Fydelity Big A$$ Backpack
When you absolutely, positively have to be the center of attention wherever you may roam and you happen to have a lot of stuff that also needs to go with you, then slip on this cool new Big A$$ Backpack from High Fydelity. This gigantic backpack is perfect for overly enthusiastic students, hoarders on the go, professional shoplifters, extreme backpackers, moving a body, beachgoers, hobos, camping trips, migrants, travelers, snowboarders, festival goers, evacuations, sports equipment, wandering nomads, dumpster divers, attention seekers, Texans, space hogs, apple pickers, actual giants, and so much, much, much more. It's made from recycled 900D rPET fabric, has adjustable shoulder straps and outside pockets, and is available in a variety of unique designs. Just try not to tip over or accidentally zip yourself up inside it. 🎒
