South Park Kenny Knife Block - 10 Slots to Stab Him / Store Knives

January 17, 2025

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"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!", has been uttered so many times on the animated series South Park, but poor mumbling Kenny McCormick always come back to life by the next episode. Well, now you too can try to kill Kenny by stabbing him in the back over and over and over again your very own kitchen with this cool new South Park Kenny Knife Block from Surreal Entertainment. This officially licensed miniature Kenny for your kitchen countertop has his parka hood cinched tight over his face on the front and 10 slots on his back to stab him with, er, conveniently store up to four 7.5-inch knives, four 7-inch knives, and two 3.5-inch knives. You bastard!!! Check out the video below to see a compilation of every single time Kenny has died on South Park. 🔪

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